16 ONE-SIDED CONVERSATIONS / by eric qian

1
So u mean like it made u unselfconscious?

2
What if they fall in love tho
Also what do u think of This top

3
Get married and adopt a kid?
How exact should I trial that
Do I tho
Right?

4
what did u think of arq
did u ask people to play with ur hair
How long did it last for u

5
Who's friends u trying to steal
Which do u like the sound of
So how r u planning to befriend them
Why can't u be more like ur mother

6
Because boys are disgusting and I have standards?
How's the aloe vera going lol

7
Is it different from your throat situation??
What's your mouth situation??

8
Ill?
Dying??
A promotion of some kind?

9
Someone = a date?
Who are they now?
Why???
Are you gonna meet up again????
How did you remember this
Frances?
Hector????

10
Do you even have a good time when you go out ?
How desperate are you !!
Who am I if not Mean

11
Your own bday present?
In the form of?
For Free?
What free things

12
Am I seeing u next week?
Have you seen blue is the warmest colour
Friday?
Lunch ?

13
Did u fall in love with either delivery person

14
So I’ll come in 10 ish ?
Where ?
What about the grounds of the city ?
Kino?

15
Where’s ~somewhere
What’s your plan?
Would you be okay with me coming ?

16
go on a walk where?
who is ppl
u?


eric qian is an asian-australian artist based in sydney attentive to the intersections of disciplines. he is currently doing his undergraduate thesis on using machine learning to forecast mass killings. find him on instagram @erc________